kristin has been a bad kristin
My pussy is not your playground.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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