How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
