either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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