do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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