she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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