Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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