We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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