how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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