No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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