Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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