i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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