Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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