saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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