Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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