He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I will be naked everywhere
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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