Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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