I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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