just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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