Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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