You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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