Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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