He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
