if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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