Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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