Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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