The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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