white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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