My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And then my night got REAL pukey
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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