Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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