therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He did a backflip because drugs
God I need to hump something, right now.
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