And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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