Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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