Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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