what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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