How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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