Me too!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize