4 words: hood of his car
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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