I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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