ugly people sure do ruin things
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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