There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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