maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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