If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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