ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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