i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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