Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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