How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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