Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
