ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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