Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
