I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
