Whod you bang
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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