my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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