im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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