# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't think brook has ever known best
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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