walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I will be naked everywhere
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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