I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I love having hate sex.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
